monkey: i think i should buy a new watch for myself, as xmas present...
bee: (raised left wrist to monkey's face) my watch spoil liaoz, i think i need a new watch too.
monkey: (ignores bee) what watch should i buy ah? those i like quite ex lei.
bee: wei, u buy new watch for me la? now nv wear watch like abit weird lei.
monkey: aiya, last time u oso nv wear watch mah.. ur watch not spoil lor, just change battery can use le la..
bee: -_-"
monkey: (continues to browse through the selection of watches at a shop)
bee: u no good wan, buy for urself.. ur watch not even spoilt can? still can use mah.
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a few days later...
monkey: eh, wat's ur ic number ar?
bee: S8xxxxxxx
monkey: ur name lei? is together wan or separate? tel no.?
bee: eh, y u wan to noe?
monkey: okie, i sign up POSB's my savings account for you le.. got free gift.
bee: wat's the free gift?
monkey: watch lor, u no need tell me no watch lei.. nah, free watch for u, and can save at same time. good rite?
bee: -_-" (nothing to say liaoz lor)
monkey: next week we go buy MY watch okie? *grinz*
bee: *sulk* orh...