Mr Porkchop shared this with me.. 果然是朋友！
Recipe for good relationship:
Take a pound of tenderness.
Mix it together with a tablespoon of joy and a cup of laughter.
Add a pinch of patience and a sprinkling of kindness.
Simmer slowly, watching carefully so that it never comes to a boil.
Strain it through a sieve of tolerance, and you’ll have a pudding as sweet and lasting as your love.