Undefeated - No More!

monkey's face was as smelly as Wenger's yesterday nite.. so scary bee dun dare to talk to him lor..
retribution he says. he laughed at mr muscle's beer on sat night.. and then finally mr muscles had the last laugh. hur~ good news for the reds anyway.. wootz!

coming sunday will be so exiciting yeah!

earlier today a colleague sent invites for his daughter's first month party.

bee: are partners welcomed?
@: u wan to bring bf ar?
bee: can or not?
@: can, confirm mah?
bee: oh, no. no need include him for the food la..
@: orh okie.

(a few split seconds later)

@: eh, ur bf cannot come.
bee: why?
@: cos he arsenal fan.
bee: *laughs* ok i ask him wear man u jersey go okie.

3 years and 4 months

(on smoked v's car)
jasc: let's go eat la mien small dragon buns (拉面小笼包)
monkey: why eat atas food today? kopitiam also got noodles lei.. meepok oso noodles
bee: cos she know today is i treat monkey, so choose more expensive food.
jasc: today is the 9th ma, how can anyhow eat meepok?
monkey: today is the 9th meh?
jasc: *laughs*
bee: *rolls eyes* you just asked me the date today less than 2 hrs ago!

happy monthliversay, monkey teoh, haha.

anyway, the notoriously late scorers' match is starting in five minutes' time.

monkey n bee took taxi home in order not to be late for the match.. according to monkey, he needs to watch with his 'mojo'.. then they will win.. but he mentioned he has a bad feeling about the match later~~~

nEw wAtCh(es) ?!?!

monkey: i think i should buy a new watch for myself, as xmas present...

bee: (raised left wrist to monkey's face) my watch spoil liaoz, i think i need a new watch too.

monkey: (ignores bee) what watch should i buy ah? those i like quite ex lei.

bee: wei, u buy new watch for me la? now nv wear watch like abit weird lei.

monkey: aiya, last time u oso nv wear watch mah.. ur watch not spoil lor, just change battery can use le la..

bee: -_-"

monkey: (continues to browse through the selection of watches at a shop)

bee: u no good wan, buy for urself.. ur watch not even spoilt can? still can use mah.


*****


a few days later...

monkey: eh, wat's ur ic number ar?

bee: S8xxxxxxx

monkey: ur name lei? is together wan or separate? tel no.?

bee: eh, y u wan to noe?

monkey: okie, i sign up POSB's my savings account for you le.. got free gift.

bee: wat's the free gift?

monkey: watch lor, u no need tell me no watch lei.. nah, free watch for u, and can save at same time. good rite?

bee: -_-" (nothing to say liaoz lor)

monkey: next week we go buy MY watch okie? *grinz*

bee: *sulk* orh...